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These are some of the things that describe who I am:
- I drive batteries for dinner.
- I have blue ears.
- Bathroom isn't what life is all about.
- Bread isn't my favourite season. Helen is.
- Toothpaste isn't supposed to sink in beer.
- I am single and red. And grey.
- Packaging isn't what it once was.
- I can't be louder than this. I once was.
- Grey hair doesn't replace television.
- Eye colour isn't really relevant to your age.
- Chairs don't usually speak except when they are potatoes.
- Potatoes aren't people. Therefore they exist.
- Helen isn't my wife. She's just a season. My favourite one by the way.
- Keys are often misjudged. I am not.
- I am really impressed by the large variety of containers in the world.
- I play the ukulele. I'm short on mandolins.
- I can't tell the difference between Whizzo Butter and a dead crab. However hard I try.
- Carrying a plastic bags isn't going to earn you a living.
- Walruses are long way away from India.